"I am slightly tipsy, I will be around Swimming pool, come pick me up."
Me: Okay, I will be there.
"This is not how you face life, it seems you didn't learn anything from me. You just can't smoke and drink your life away. One relationship, and you are like this?"
"Don't be an asshole in life like him, today nobody turned out for funeral".
"Your days to learn guitar has gone".
"Don't be that guy who pays for each of his friends. Don't be Azha Passa. But at the same time, don't be that douche bag who mooches money from his friends. That's being worse than being Azha Passa."
"Okay, so you want to marry her? I will do anything that I can, to make it happen."
"Did you talk about puberty with them? You must have been shy, you should have asked why your pubic hair is growing and why your penis as well is?"